Jeff Dahmer Birthday Card Set "Aging Like a Fine Salami" Dark Humor Serial Killer Greeting Cards (Set of 8)
$29.99
Looking for a birthday card that really meats expectations? This unsettlingly savory set of 8 greeting cards features none other than the infamous Jeff Dahmer, captured mid-kitchen with salamis dangling like trophies. The front reads, “You’re aging like a fine salami,” while the back seals the deal with, “Here’s to another year of looking good enough to eat.”
Perfect for true crime fanatics, dark humor lovers, and anyone with a twisted sense of celebration. Designed for Bat Ravioli’s cult collection of horror-themed absurdities, this card walks the line between cannibal charm and cheeky carnage.
Each set includes:
8 identical greeting cards (4.25" x 5.5")
8 white envelopes for clean delivery
Vibrant colors, high-resolution print
Matte finish for sleek, sinister presentation
Blank inside for your own… creative message
Great for birthdays, gag gifts, or reminding your creepiest friend that you’d totally eat lunch with them. Or on them.
🎨 Designed by Bat Ravioli – Handmade horror hilarity by an independent artist. Explore more at: https://www.etsy.com/shop/batravioli
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Looking for a birthday card that really meats expectations? This unsettlingly savory set of 8 greeting cards features none other than the infamous Jeff Dahmer, captured mid-kitchen with salamis dangling like trophies. The front reads, “You’re aging like a fine salami,” while the back seals the deal with, “Here’s to another year of looking good enough to eat.”
Perfect for true crime fanatics, dark humor lovers, and anyone with a twisted sense of celebration. Designed for Bat Ravioli’s cult collection of horror-themed absurdities, this card walks the line between cannibal charm and cheeky carnage.
Each set includes:
8 identical greeting cards (4.25" x 5.5")
8 white envelopes for clean delivery
Vibrant colors, high-resolution print
Matte finish for sleek, sinister presentation
Blank inside for your own… creative message
Great for birthdays, gag gifts, or reminding your creepiest friend that you’d totally eat lunch with them. Or on them.
🎨 Designed by Bat Ravioli – Handmade horror hilarity by an independent artist. Explore more at: https://www.etsy.com/shop/batravioli
Looking for a birthday card that really meats expectations? This unsettlingly savory set of 8 greeting cards features none other than the infamous Jeff Dahmer, captured mid-kitchen with salamis dangling like trophies. The front reads, “You’re aging like a fine salami,” while the back seals the deal with, “Here’s to another year of looking good enough to eat.”
Perfect for true crime fanatics, dark humor lovers, and anyone with a twisted sense of celebration. Designed for Bat Ravioli’s cult collection of horror-themed absurdities, this card walks the line between cannibal charm and cheeky carnage.
Each set includes:
8 identical greeting cards (4.25" x 5.5")
8 white envelopes for clean delivery
Vibrant colors, high-resolution print
Matte finish for sleek, sinister presentation
Blank inside for your own… creative message
Great for birthdays, gag gifts, or reminding your creepiest friend that you’d totally eat lunch with them. Or on them.
🎨 Designed by Bat Ravioli – Handmade horror hilarity by an independent artist. Explore more at: https://www.etsy.com/shop/batravioli